This is my amazing, brilliant, gorgeous daughter. And this is proof she graduated from High School. She carried a 4.0 for 4 years (think extra-credit), she got a 30 on her A.C.T. (can't fake that), and she has a full ride University scholarship (many kudos) But there are many things that public education didn't teach her.
1) OBO is not a brand of computer like Dell, gateway, samsung etc. even though it is frequently listed that way in classified ads.
2) Peanut butter mixed with coolwhip is NOT a food group. (Yes, great metabolism is wasted on the young.
3) No matter how fashionable, a graduation gown should not be worn with the zipper down the back.
They also didn't teach her that Taft was the 26th president and don't kid yourself, I didn't remember that from High School either. I used it in a crossword and googled to confirm. :D