Either I strongly resemble the boogey-man, or whatever other creepy thing slithers out from under his bed at night. Or maybe, I'm standing in front of a very large herd of flesh-eating zombies. In any case, it proves the point that children are unpredictable. They have a very brief limited period of time in which to be photographed. You can increase the chances of getting the shot you want by making sure they are well fed, freshly diapered, recently napped and appropriately bribed and then you just have to cross your fingers and hope the planets align in your favor. That's alot of details. Sometimes the best you can do is grin and bear it and put it all into perspective. This is just a moment in time. Smiling in the moment uses fewer muscles than a frown and after all, most of us are as lazy as we look.